Teflon and Velcro get hitched!

(not to each other)

By: Teflon.

The unthinkable has happened: within the span of only a few months both of us actually managed to find a lovely lady misguided enough to agree to marry a member of the Trench Crew.

I actually got nabbed by a supporter of the Rhein Fire in 1999 after one of the worst Admirals defeats it has ever been my misfortune to see. And I have seen many. It took me until the night before WB 2003 to propose. Many of you may still bear the scars of where Laura poked you in the face with her ring that evening.

Not to be outdone, Ross proposed to his own lovely lady a short while later at the infamous Boppard tour of 2003. And she agreed as well. In fact, Ross was so determined to beat me, the couple snuck off to Scotland only a few months later and were married in style: in a castle with a select group of friends and relatives.

It took me a bit longer to organize my wedding, but in August 2004, several dozen NFL-Europe fans descended on Amsterdam to join the party alongside our family. I believe they had a good time, if the bar bill was any indication... But we had the last laugh: thanks to the very generous wedding donations, we had the perfect luxury honeymoon in Mexico.


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