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Teflon and Velcro get
hitched!
(not to each
other)
By: Teflon. |
The unthinkable has happened: within the span of only a few
months both of us actually managed to find a lovely lady
misguided enough to agree to marry a member of the Trench
Crew.
I actually got nabbed by a supporter of the Rhein Fire in
1999 after one of the worst Admirals defeats it has ever been
my misfortune to see. And I have seen many. It took me until
the night before WB 2003 to propose. Many of you may still
bear the scars of where Laura poked you in the face with her
ring that evening.
Not to be outdone, Ross proposed to his own lovely lady a
short while later at the infamous Boppard tour of 2003. And
she agreed as well. In fact, Ross was so determined to beat
me, the couple snuck off to Scotland only a few months later
and were married in style: in a castle with a select group of
friends and relatives.
It took me a bit longer to organize my wedding, but in August
2004, several dozen NFL-Europe fans descended on Amsterdam to
join the party alongside our family. I believe they had a
good time, if the bar bill was any indication... But we had
the last laugh: thanks to the very generous wedding
donations, we had the perfect luxury honeymoon in Mexico.

Get a room!
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