Introducing the Trench Crew

Velcro
Teflon
Velcro
Photo TonV
Velcro. Who are you? Still trying out nicknames, latest experiment: Teflon.
Ross Mather Real name Ton Vlaming
Yes please! Sex I have a girlfriend, but nice of you to offer!
Yeah, do it occassionally Employment Work responsibly for large computer company.
Prostitute. Well according to Kevin Cadle I am. No, Real Occupation Pretend to work responsibly so large computer company will give me money to spend on plane tickets and Alt.
San Francisco 49ers. Cīmon Terrell dance on the star again. NFL Team NY Giants, or anyone with ex-Admirals Players.
Steak. Favourite Food Pizza.
Yes Please, so long as its beer. Drinks Cider. Oh you are buying? Mine's a pint then.
Cameron Diaz Would Like to Meet Large pile of unattended money.
Accused of being a prostitute on Sky Sports by Brian Baldinger. Claim to Fame Met girlfriend in the Knoten Bar, her being a Dusseldorf fan.
Steve Tasker, Anyone that size who wants to play Special Teams has got to be special. Most Admired NFL Player Tom Nutten, first Admiral Offensive Lineman with a Superbowl Ring.
Randy Moss, so much talent, so little idea. Most Despised NFL Player Lawrence Phillips, the running back with bucketloads of talent who screwed up in the NFL, came to the Dragons to prove his worth, beat the crap out of all the other teams, took the Dragons to the WB, got himself injured so the Galaxy of all teams won the WB, then went back to the NFL only to f**k up his chance again. Bastard. He should have picked the Admirals.
Has Kurt Warner autographed Admirals Jersey at Home. Another Claim to Fame Was with Velcro when he got his jersey signed and didn't get his own signed. Did get a football signed though.
Once did Barcelona and Scotland in one weekend. Result, one bag with house keys lost and one Claymores coach accosted. Spectacular Crash and Burn Failure to turn up at the Knoten Bar after away game in Dusseldorf in 2000, because I was tired.
Garbage, for acting as chauffeur numerous times. Owes debt of Gratitude to Velcro and Garbage, for getting him together with Laura.
Loved and Revered by women everywhere. Would like to be Rich (the loved and revered by women part will come automatically then).
Looking totally drunk in pictures. Special talent Seeing the Admirals lose away games.
Scotland @ Amsterdam 1996, We had the game sewn up, then they had the game sewn up and then we stole it on a 44 yard run by QB Will Furrer, who is only slightly slower than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping. Memorable game experience Admirals at Scotland, 1999. Only Admirals away victory I ever saw, won a bag of Claymores goodies from Dameyune Craig and got hugged by the twins.
Admirals at Frankfurt 1999. Actually managed to get an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty... Game experience we'd most like to forget Scotland at Amsterdam, 2000. "One way traffic".